Some strange things had been happening around the farm... I was in the kitchen and when I glanced up I saw someone (or something) walk across the hill at the back of the house.

Then I got another glimpse of the same thing near the goose shed, and then another on the far horizon. Next it was down by the dam. It was a woman, she was dressed all in black, she was soaking wet and she was covered in mud...

... and I'm sure she was wearing PVC jodhpurs and crotch-high Acquo Boots underneath that long wet black dress...